The Times
Excuse me, do you have the times?
TOO MUCH CAFFEINE MAY MAKE YOU GO STERILE
Jakubowski- Researcher Dr. A. Of-Life has recently found that enduring too many caffeinated products makes your reproductive system screwed up. You don't want that now, do you? We advise exercising the following list in order to keep in shape:

- Giving j2n4me twenty dollars

People who do not do this will probably die somehow.


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