Tab: Hi Trevor. Trev: Hi Tab: I'm assuming you got my question earlier of WHAT THE EVERFUCK? j2: It's like everclear j2: 180 proof! Trev: Yeah!! Everything's what the fuck today. Tab: So. Trev: Ok Tab: girl 1 wants girl 2 wants guy 3 wants you wants ___? Tab: That's what I got. Trev: No j2: Lmao, I could see questions like that on like, seventh grade geometry homework Trev: Guy 3 wants girl one, girl two wants guy 3, guy 3 wants me, I want girl 4 Tab: Wait. j2: Wait, so girl 4 is Guy 2? Tab: Why does guy 3 want girl one and you, and why the fuck is girl 4 not a part of this situation? Trev: Gut 2?! Girl 4 is Tiara! j2: Wait, what? Trev: *guy j2: THE PLOT THICKENS. Trev: OKK, Names will make it either easier or more confusing Tab: Or both! j2: And I've lost track of all your friends by now. I mean, when I had to make charts to keep up, that was enough of a bad sign j2: Just j2: Keep going j2: I'll pretend to understand Trev: Erik wants Ashley. Jenn wants Erik. Erik wants me. Me wants Tiara. Tab: So you want to be a pretty princess? j2: But then Ashley wants the guy in the helicopter, who just killed himself because he lives in a world of prejudice and princesses. Trev: NO Trev: TIARA is the girl's NAME j2: Tiara's a name in this case, Tab Tab: www.weddingsrus.net/veils/tiara.jpg CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY j2: His friends are nouns. j2: TAB j2: WHAT. j2: JUST AS YOU SAID THAT. j2: THIS SONG CAME ON. j2: Barenaked Ladies - Wonderful Christmastime Tab: I told you, Christmas comes early. :( Trev: XD i don't need a crown thingy j2: oH. Tab: It's called a Tiara. j2: So then who's the guy in the helicopter? Trev: I KNOW j2: Eric? j2: Erik? j2: Or Ashman? j2: Or was that Tab? j2: And the preson who thought I was a towel or something j2: And then I was a hero. j2: OH. j2: SOFA. Trev: Who is Tab!? And Trev: hesus Trev: Jesus j2: Tab, your friends are nouns too? Tab: Not all of them. j2: Oh. Trev: I'm too confused j2: You're confused?! Trev: YES j2: But it's Christmas. j2: You can't be confused at Christmas. :( Trev: my typing is SHIT today j2: But Tab: Are you drunk on 180 proof everfuck? j2: What does that have to do with the helicopter? Trev: No. Jaz and Magen are though XD j2: But what about the HELICOPTER. :'( Trev: When did a helicoptor come in?! j2: To save Ashley from the volcano. Tab: Damn, I want some everfuck. j2: How else would she escape Erik's clutches? Trev: There aren't any volcanoes in Oklahoma though D= j2: But there are the Evangelicals in Oklahoma. j2: And when they play, green light comes out of the drumset. j2: I WILL GET THE IMAGE. Trev: New myspace message =D j2: http://myspace-200.vo.llnwd.net/00288/00/23/288923200_l.gif j2: So now it all makes sense. Trev: ....No. It just got more complicated Trev: XDD j2: Ashley was at the Evangelicals concert when Josh Jones' guitar started smoking. SHe started to panic, and called for Helicopter Brad and The Brad Team to rescue her, who successfully freed her from Erik and dropped you in via parachute to make out with. You got angry at Brad, and you and Erik nursed a hatred towards him as he flew Ashley towards the sea. However, Megan shot him down with a machine gun, ruining Ashley's life. She went to kill you for indirectly killing Brad, but she couldn't've done it as she was in the library with Mr. Fisher. Trev: Omggg j2: So it was really all a set-up because he wanted to steal the Jack Ruby. j2: LOOKS LIKE IT DIDN'T WORK THIS TIME. Trev: Now that makes NO sense Tab: Wait. Trev: And Erik likes Sammi more than Jenn... j2: WAIT. j2: WHO'S SAMMI. Tab: So did you make out with the helicopter or volcano? j2: IS SHE PART OF THE BRAD SQUAD. j2: I mean, I know Jenn is Erik's sidekick Trev: Sammi is a 6th grader j2: But she got pissed at you when you replaced her. j2: That's why she hired the Brad squad to fake an attack by the Evangelicals. Trev: Wtf is the brad squad?! j2: The Brad squad is Helicopter Brad's support team! Trev: ...Need I ask, who is Helicopter Brad? j2: He's the one who was hired to kidnap Ashley, but it all went wrong when Ashley thought she was being saved from the Evangelicals and fell in love with him. j2: He was then killed by Megan. Trev: Who is Megan? j2: Megan is Girl 2. Trev: Jenn is girl 2 j2: No. Trev: Magen is drunk with Jaz O_O j2: But Jaz is girl 4. Trev: Tiara is girl 4! j2: And she can't be drunk, because Tab is from the future. j2: So he didn't give them the everfuck yet. Trev: You changed it ALL. D= I don't understand! x] j2: Okay. j2: So. j2: It all starts when Ashley is drunk with Jaz watching the Evangelicals. Trev: NO j2: They're drunk, so they're wtf about the guitar light. Trev: Ashley doesn't hang out with Jaz j2: The guitarlight kills Jaz and terfies Ashley. j2: Ashley calls the Brad squad to save her. Trev: I give up =] j2: The Brad squad send you down to make out with Erik so that Ashley is protected from him while they work on the Evangelical problem. j2: You replace Sammi as Erik's evil minion, and she hates you and hires the Brad squad to take Ashley from you. Tab: So. j2: You and Erik start hating the Brad Squad, and hire Megan and Jenn to kill them. Tab: Why doesn't Ashley hang out with Jaz? Tab: I thought they wanted to make out. j2: Meanwhile. j2: Ashley is being saved by the Brad squad. Trev: Jaz goes to Byrd Schools in Tulsa Trev: Ashley goes to Glenpool with me j2: Jenn and Megan are on the island j2: waiting to shoot Brad down. Tab: That must make making out really difficult. j2: Brad and Ashley fall in love. j2: You and Erik make out. j2: Jenn and Megan shoot Brad. j2: Ashley gets pissed at everyone basically, except the Brad Squad. j2: She and Sammi try to kill you and Erik, but fail when you shot green guitars at them. j2: Jenn drowns while trying to hijack the helicopter. j2: Megan goes to the library with Michael Fisher to read up on how to kill Ashley. j2: Then. Trev: Question j2: Tab comes along and gives everfuck to Sammi and Ashley. j2: They get drunk, and go to the past. Trev: Who the hell is michael fisher?! j2: Michael Fisher is the distinguished university professor. j2: He's reading up with Megan on killing people. Trev: None of us GO to university j2: So Sammi and Ashley are in the past. j2: They give the Everfuck to Jaz and Ashley. j2: But that creates some crazy paradoxial situation, in which everyone dies. j2: Jaz, Ashley, Future Ashley, and Future Sammi die. j2: Erik and you are plotting against the Brad Squad. j2: Megan and Mike are too, but for different reasons. j2: And they're angry at you two for wanting to kill the Brad Squad. Trev: This would make a good book j2: Erik shoots green guitars at the Brad Squad, which kills all of them but Frank. j2: Frank then kills you by throwing Mike at you. Trev: Can I not die? j2: No, sorry. Trev: Have Erik die! Trev: He's EMO Trev: =D j2: Mike is severely wounded by the impact, and becomes a classical flautist. j2: Megan, being a devout Muslim, DETESTS flute music, and kills herself with the remaining green guitars. j2: The remaining three (Frank, Mike and Erik) are all about to run trains into each other when j2: from the ground j2: There's like, a shimmering light j2: Their heads grew heavy and their sight grew dim j2: They had to stop for the night j2: When they woke up Trev: Magen is not a muslim though XD j2: ERik was dressed in an ugly stripe-ed shirt and with crazy hair j2: Mike found himself holding a copper bass guitar j2: And Frank was fat and had sideburns. j2: The three were still hung over from the shimmering lights j2: So they did what anyone else would do j2: They went to the past, killed the Evangelicals, and played their lovely blend of indie and folk rock at the concert where Megan and Jaz were j2: drunk on everfuck. j2: THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN j2: GOOD NIGHT *** j2 signed off at Thu Mar 15 23:54:13 2007.