=================|July 2, 2004|============================================= i had the weirdest dream i was doing my usual 5 laps around the house. i ran back in, grabbed my laptop, and ran to my neighbors house. when i got there, i saw... like an anime version of myself, but taller and with light brown hair. he said his name was bob or rob or something to that effect. there were two women standing next to him signing papers. so i went to find my friend to show him the updates on the work i was cg-ing for him. but i couldn't find him. the door was locked, so i ran around the house. i found a garden. the garden was never there in real life. so i took a look at the garden. the anime me came over and asked for a harpoon. i gave him one. where i got it i will never know. he used the harpoon to prune the plants in the garden. i thought, 'this guy is scaring me'. so i ran away to the next house over, home to another friend. once again, the door was locked so i ran around the house. i found my two friends there sitting in the shade drawing sonic characters. i asked them about the rob or bob person and two women. my neighbor had no clue about them. so i took him over back to his house; where in the driveway were the 3 people. he couldn't see them. it was strange. then < scene missing> and the tall anime me was chasing me. i was out of breath from lapping my house (and my friends houses too) so i took a few steps and i collapsed. i found myself in my friends house. one friend was playing final fantasy 10 and my other was staring at me. i was on the floor, with a tall me and a friend looking over me. and i woke up. =================|June 27, 2005|============================================ j2n4me: I shall explain the story of how screwed up a mind I have. shadowdraco: okay o.=.O j2n4me: Okay. So I'm in my house, and I get a call. It's from my friend from.. like.. first, second grade. j2n4me: He says he wants me to be on his TV show. j2n4me: WTF shadowdraco: o.=.O j2n4me: So I'm on it and I have to be painted blue. j2n4me: And then that ends shadowdraco: o.=.O j2n4me: and everyone I have ever knew for any period of time somehow appears in my house j2n4me: Since we're having construction, our kitchen is empty. So that somehow becomes a small amusement park j2n4me: which I avoid at all costs ** noodlekairi has joined j2n4me: and while sitting in my room, more people came in j2n4me: and I was on that show again. shadowdraco: XD j2n4me: Then I find my old textbook that I for some reason didn't hand in j2n4me: but there was something sewed onto it j2n4me: that I do not remember j2n4me: it was words j2n4me: So I, for *unknown reason* look in my closet j2n4me: and there's a weird homeless guy in there shadowdraco: :O j2n4me: I asked him who he was and why he's there j2n4me: He said he's Tab. shadowdraco: :| j2n4me: Now I'm sure this isn't true, because I've seen pictures of tab accidentally. j2n4me: And then I woke up. =================|January or February 2007|================================= ** ~j2d2 (has never seen star wars, Deviously Deviant) has joined chat:caffeinelounge guys i just woke up and i had a strange dream so i was trying to sleep at like, four AM and um i don' tknow where they came from, but three people happened: kevin (not-internets-kevin), elec (though he wasn't really there - i do not remember seeing/talking to him but i know he was there), and some guy named adrian also then i tbecame 5 AM tbhen the adrian guy gets a call on his cell phone it was an r&b song singing about how his grades sucked and the phone had a terrible volume control it was playing at like, 70 db and I'm all wtfing at him to turn it off and he is 'no i can't i need to talk to my parents' and his cell phone was blue green and large and it looked like it was from the 80s then finally he hangs up so then I was about to wtf at everyone and I hear my dad go talking-being outside my door now, my light was on, and sometimes i fall asleep at omfgearly hours, like 7 am er, pm and the light therefore stays on all night so I figured 'hey i'm still asleep and then I remember spinning around, or at least like, being a camera-guy and panning around all three people and saying ABSOLUTE SILENCE and I don't remember what happened after that. but there was soemthing else and then I woke up. also my computer was on the table where my keyboards are and the keyboards weren't there and mysteriously the computer was running ubuntu ERROR-FREE and the adrian guy kept lolling at that same table so yeah guys =================|April 1, 2007|============================================ [07:56:10] j2 i just had [07:56:13] j2 the weirdest dream [07:56:22] j2 okay well [07:56:32] j2 it was like, the first day of school for next year [07:56:34] elec Weirder than USA in underdrawers? [07:56:40] j2 yes [07:57:07] j2 and i remember reading on some livejournal entry that i had to go to some weird thing in which they use movies or something to teach or something [07:57:21] j2 anyway, i got to school, and it looked wtfawesomer than normal [07:57:43] j2 and like, everyone i knew was locker-having near me, and they all almost simultaneously said 'HEY I HAVE A WEBSITE COME SEE IT' [07:57:53] j2 and I 'um, k! me too?' [07:58:03] j2 and then I went to my first class, whcih was the same as my now class [07:58:24] j2 but like,t en minutes into it, i got a call on my cell phone, which was the movie people saying 'hey go away' [07:58:35] j2 so i go'd away, and the teacher was for some reason totally cool with that [07:58:40] j2 then somehow i would up at home [07:58:49] j2 and i went to the same livejournal thing [07:58:51] j2 er [07:58:51] j2 no [07:58:54] j2 i was checking rss feeds [07:59:00] elec :-O [07:59:07] j2 and i remember neil cicierega updated [07:59:15] j2 and he was 'hey guys i made a parody of an rpg [07:59:30] j2 and it was like, a complete parody of pokemon in flash [07:59:34] j2 well [07:59:35] j2 not relaly [07:59:39] j2 it was [07:59:39] j2 uh [07:59:46] j2 i don't remmeber what the character was [07:59:57] j2 but as you walked around, it was like 'horse joined the party! rabbit joined the party!' [08:00:04] j2 and then there was little trees that had fruit [08:00:07] elec Lmao [08:00:12] j2 then my sister happened, and she was 'oh, pokemon!' [08:00:29] j2 and 'no, not really', said I, and i moved to the bottom of the screen [08:00:31] j2 and there was a cave [08:00:33] j2 and i entered [08:00:35] j2 and there was like [08:00:38] j2 a cutscene [08:00:42] j2 of this bright orange guy [08:00:50] j2 "I AM MURRAY, THE MIGHTY DEMONIC" [08:00:57] j2 and then wtf battle [08:00:58] j2 and it was like [08:01:06] j2 my character sprite standing right next to the orange guy [08:01:13] j2 and then 'oh! your magic mans can help!' [08:01:28] j2 and then all the horses and rabbits and things turned into sprites [08:01:34] j2 and i had to play with terrible grammer [08:01:49] j2 it was like "inquest to attack Murray w/ beattime? (lv 2)" > YES [08:01:56] j2 so [08:01:58] j2 i beat it [08:02:01] j2 i went out of the cave [08:02:12] j2 and went further down [08:02:17] j2 and there was some random encounter [08:02:22] j2 i remember nothing of this [08:02:23] j2 but [08:02:24] j2 at the end [08:02:30] j2 when I killed it [08:02:33] j2 there was like, this fairy thing [08:02:38] j2 whose head was a yellow square [08:02:45] j2 and it went insane [08:02:48] j2 "WE... KILLED IT" [08:02:54] j2 "yeah, we killed that murray guy too" [08:03:08] j2 "NO! DON'T YOU SEE? WE KILLED IT! YOU'RE MURDERERS, ALL OF YOU!" [08:03:21] j2 and then it goes insane and turns everyone into squares that are orange, yellow, and/or blue [08:03:24] j2 but with x's for eyes [08:03:38] j2 then, i got off the computer, which was for some reason on the opposite side of the house [08:03:53] j2 i went into the kitchen, where my mom was researching something on the computer [08:04:06] j2 she was trying to make like, powdered mountain dew mix or something [08:04:17] j2 and I "you will never guess what i just played"'d [08:04:35] j2 and she stfu'd, which was weird, and then continued talking about powdered mountain dew [08:04:50] j2 and I remember saying "what if you distill it and add sugar to the powder?" [08:04:53] j2 and then I woke up. edit: Woke up to the sound of my dad asking if I want a hamburger or a hot dog, and wondering what the hell I just experienced. And by accidentally, I mean I downloaded that huge ZIP off his friends webspace and viewed everything. Quoth the Tab, "lol tahts me" (artist's representation) =================|April 2, 2007|============================================ [11:04:48] j2 elec [11:04:54] j2 time for wtf dream part another one [11:05:06] j2 so [11:05:08] j2 i was in school [11:05:12] j2 but [11:05:16] j2 not my usual one [11:05:28] j2 i don't know what i finished, but i was going to history [11:06:06] j2 and it was weird, i had to go like, outside, and through this internet-shaped hallway [11:06:19] j2 and there was like, nobody in there, so i walk'd [11:06:30] j2 then someone called from like, ten feet away [11:06:39] j2 'hey did you drop a dime because there is a dime on the floor' [11:06:48] j2 'also there is a nickel here that i just licked you can have it' [11:06:55] j2 and then she threw the nickel at me and it hurt [11:08:02] j2 and i wtf'd and said something about how school would not end at a normal-type time today, and we 'oh that sucks, and i said 'oh actually i hae a class after school end NOWAIT I MEAN I HAVE TWO CLASSES AT THE SAME TIME' and we agreed that it sucked [11:08:31] j2 then we were going down an escalator and i don't remember what we said, but then the nickel like, jumped out at me and started trying to kill me or something [11:08:48] j2 and apparantly wtfperson was not watching but she saw as i spit the nickel out [11:08:56] j2 'oh what why did you try to eat the nickel' [11:09:03] j2 'IT IS TRYING TO KILL ME :'(' [11:09:06] j2 'that is just weird' [11:09:16] j2 and then i forgot my jacket somehow on the escalator, and i rnu'd to get it [11:09:39] j2 and then i caught up with wtfperson and said 'but why did you lick the nickel in the first place? [11:09:48] j2 and she did not answer until she was at the top of a second escalator [11:09:53] j2 "IT HELPS ME DRAW BETTER DEVIL ART" [11:09:56] j2 (wtf) [11:10:01] j2 and then i went to my next class [11:10:11] j2 in which i apparantly forgot about the two-things-at-the-same-time [11:10:30] j2 and went to a class in which i watched my friend and the cast of whose line rehearse for a play. [11:10:32] j2 THE END [11:10:58] elec Man, what did you drink to get these kind of dreams [11:11:04] j2 uh [11:11:14] j2 mouthwash and dr. pepper? [11:11:39] elec D: [11:15:15] j2 if anything, i shall continue washing my mouth and listening to entire fruvous concerts before sleeptiem [11:15:20] j2 JUST TO MAKE THESE NOT-STOP =================|June 25, 2007|============================================ [06:32:59] j2: elec [06:33:00] j2: dreamtiem [06:33:27] j2: so I guess it was like, three days ago [06:33:44] j2: and i had to go in to take a final that i missed previously due to [06:33:57] j2: and my friend who i hadn't seen in like, two years was there [06:34:32] j2: so after the test, which I don't remember, i was all thnking 'oh man i have to take math now because I missed that, too :(' [06:35:09] j2: and she and I were in the same math classes for like, four years, but not anymore, so she said 'wait, what, no. we already took it!' and I responded with 'oh yeah, it was in the music room' [06:35:22] j2: and then for some reason [06:35:25] j2: we started to RUN [06:35:41] j2: down the hallway through this impossibly-placed classroom set-up [06:35:56] j2: that was actually made of pieces of my school this time! [06:36:08] j2: so we were just going, like, from classroom to classroom [06:36:16] j2: and we were running. [06:36:26] j2: and there was a drum set in the middle of one [06:37:23] j2: and - you've seen that video 'Ameteur' on youtube where it's a guy in a suit trying to play the drums, and it's all strung together as if he actually is good at them? and then some weird guy tries to play the piano, but the editing makes him good at that? [06:37:35] j2: there was a guy stepping on the kick drum in the same way [06:37:36] j2: and [06:37:40] j2: I remember thinking "dumbshad" [06:37:48] j2: ANYWAY [06:38:15] j2: we were almost outside, and there was a group of the security/police officers that be's around our school talking [06:38:22] j2: and i don't remember what they were saying [06:38:28] j2: but they had these yellow shirts [06:38:30] j2: and that was weird. [06:38:40] j2: so we continued running [06:38:45] j2: and we had made it outside [06:38:52] j2: so we went past the fields that my school has [06:38:54] j2: and then it got weird [06:39:04] j2: we had to go under this low-type thing [06:39:40] j2: and then like, forty ten-year-olds in little league uniforms came rushing out the way we were going [06:39:53] j2: except there were like, eight times more than there should've been [06:40:01] j2: so we had to clear a path and go through it. :( [06:40:18] j2: anyway, we got up on the field [06:40:34] j2: and then went to the sidelines, where we found a bench - but it was tiny and no one could sit on it [06:40:47] j2: so we sat on the ground until my gym teachers came up? [06:40:52] j2: i know one was a gym teacher [06:40:55] j2: i think the other might've been. [06:40:59] j2: she didn't talk [06:41:01] j2: ANYWAY [06:41:05] j2: the one that I did recognize [06:41:22] j2: he was all 'oh hey baseball!' despite the fact that it was a soccer field [06:41:38] j2: but the teams were all 'oh hey they named us afte rprofessional teams so what?' [06:41:56] j2: uh [06:41:57] j2: so [06:42:07] j2: he talked to us about whether we liked baseball or not [06:42:36] j2: and my friend said 'yes', and I said something about my dad working for shea stadium in the early 80s [06:42:47] j2: and he said something [06:42:47] j2: uh [06:42:50] j2: i don't remember [06:43:06] j2: but it was weird, and we all just stfu'd - i think he asked what year he started? i don't know [06:43:07] j2: but [06:43:18] j2: the kids came on, and they started playing soccer and not baseball [06:43:43] j2: and we watched it [06:43:53] j2: and they got off the field, and I remembered thinking 'that [06:43:55] j2: 's it?" [06:44:10] j2: and then they got back on the field and played for another minute. [06:44:15] j2: like, exactly one minute [06:44:22] j2: i remember it being eleven minutes long [06:44:48] j2: then, everything went black, the gym teacher[s] dissapeared, and my friend and I somehow relocated to the other side of the.. land? [06:44:52] j2: and then the movie screen came down [06:45:09] j2: and the thing was it was this presentation of movie previews and music videos [06:45:25] j2: and one music video was for some radiohead cover band [06:45:32] j2: and the song was about emo childs [06:46:04] j2: i remember the singer said some sentence in which the words started with S, U, I, C, I, D, and E, and the letters came on screen [06:46:08] j2: and the rest of the video was like [06:46:10] j2: pictures of dragons. [06:46:15] j2: but [06:46:21] j2: four of them on the screen at once! [06:46:22] j2: uh [06:46:25] j2: then [06:46:31] j2: something broke [06:46:35] j2: and the movie stopped [06:46:41] j2: so the guy running it came up [06:46:45] j2: and closed it [06:46:49] j2: and it turned out to be powerpoint? [06:47:04] j2: anyway, there was some hard-to-read text that he had on the slide [06:47:14] j2: and it was apparently some trivia about each movie [06:47:29] j2: but since he had taken it off, everyone was able to see it clearly [06:47:36] j2: so he insisted on making a new presentation [06:47:45] j2: and I don't remember how far he got with that when the last trailer came on [06:47:58] j2: it was [06:47:59] j2: uh [06:48:04] j2: oh man, this is weird [06:48:04] j2: okay [06:48:09] j2: so it's all [06:48:16] j2: snow-scene like those thousands of penguin movies [06:48:27] j2: and there's one of the little pringles tiny-cups [06:48:33] j2: with the words 'click for fun on june 4, 2007' [06:48:39] j2: and you click on it, and it opens [06:48:46] j2: and then it cuts to this computer-animated movie [06:48:52] j2: and there's these four [06:48:52] j2: things [06:49:00] j2: they look like fried shrimp [06:49:10] j2: but [06:49:13] j2: they were all sort of [06:49:14] j2: combined [06:49:28] j2: and one, the clear leader, was talking to the other three about food or something [06:49:31] j2: no [06:49:34] j2: there were just three [06:49:36] j2: OH [06:49:39] j2: okay [06:49:40] j2: so [06:49:51] j2: there were three fried-shrimp-monsters [06:50:04] j2: and the leader was all 'okay we have to ration this food, because there is not enough [06:50:31] j2: so he produces a bottle, from which the first shrimp drinks a third of [06:50:51] j2: and the leader shrimp goes to drink it when a fourth shrimp comes along [06:50:58] j2: so he only drinks a little [06:51:17] j2: and by the time the bottle gets to the fourth shrimp, he's all insane and angry about someone drinking more than they should've or something [06:51:34] j2: so all the shrimp-things start fighting each ohter [06:51:44] j2: and they were all [06:52:06] j2: wrapping around each other and therefore balling up into this great shrimp monstrosity [06:52:08] j2: and it just ended.