An Extraordinary Conversation
featuring j2 and jajb92

[09:51:50] jajb92: You encounter a Snapping Turtle. Get in?  Y/N.
[09:51:50] jajb92: (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvIf2kw-MV0)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvIf2kw-MV0
[09:52:04] RVGLJJ: What? Who is this?
[09:52:18] jajb92: You encounter a Snapping Turtle.  Get in?  Y/N.
[09:52:22] RVGLJJ: Y. :(
[09:52:47] jajb92: You enter the Snapping Turtle.  Go North?  Y/N.
[09:52:56] RVGLJJ: look turtle
[09:53:19] jajb92: The Turtle is 60 feet tall and is wearing sunglasses.  You think it's safe to go North.
[09:53:24] RVGLJJ: look sunglasses
[09:53:43] jajb92: The sunglasses look pretty cheap.  You can see your reflection.
[09:53:54] RVGLJJ: talk turtle
[09:54:15] jajb92: "Go North?"  Y/N.
[09:54:29] RVGLJJ: reprimand turtle and give up
[09:54:30] RVGLJJ: y
[09:54:56] jajb92: You go North.  You see 3 Doors.  One of them is on fire.  Enter flaming door?  Y/N.
[09:55:11] RVGLJJ: look fire
[09:55:17] jajb92: The fire looks hot.
[09:55:24] RVGLJJ: feel fire
[09:55:28] jajb92: Fire is hot.
[09:55:34] RVGLJJ: smell fire
[09:55:40] jajb92: The fire smells like charred flesh.
[09:55:47] RVGLJJ: feel charred flesh
[09:55:57] jajb92: Charred Flesh not found.
[09:56:13] RVGLJJ: look other doors
[09:56:38] jajb92: Other doors look normal.  First door is bleeding.
[09:56:47] RVGLJJ: look blood
[09:57:02] jajb92: Blood looks fresh.
[09:57:20] RVGLJJ: take blood
[09:57:23] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[09:57:25] RVGLJJ: go DNA lab
[09:57:40] jajb92: You are in the DNA lab.  Test blood?  Y/N.
[09:57:46] RVGLJJ: y
[09:58:01] jajb92: You test the blood.  Read results?  Y/N.
[09:58:03] RVGLJJ: y
[09:58:21] jajb92: The blood is from a Snapping Turtle.
[09:58:42] RVGLJJ: look lab
[09:58:59] jajb92: The lab looks very plain.  There is a mouse hole on the left wall.
[09:59:09] RVGLJJ: leave lab
[09:59:13] RVGLJJ: talk turtle 
[09:59:28] jajb92: "Go North?"  Y/N.
[09:59:47] RVGLJJ: use blood turtle
[10:00:02] jajb92: The Snapping Turtle drinks the blood.  He looks angry.
[10:00:38] RVGLJJ: talk turtle
[10:00:52] jajb92: "This blood is not fresh!"  Apologize?  Y/N.
[10:00:57] RVGLJJ: y
[10:01:20] jajb92: The turtle forgives you and asks if you want to go North.  Go North?  Y/N.
[10:01:27] RVGLJJ: y
[10:01:55] jajb92: You go North.  You see 3 Doors.  The first door is bloody, the third is on fire.
[10:02:02] RVGLJJ: collect fire
[10:02:03] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:02:04] RVGLJJ: go lab
[10:02:28] jajb92: You are in the Lab.  Test fire?
[10:02:31] RVGLJJ: n
[10:02:32] jajb92: Y/N.
[10:02:34] RVGLJJ: use fire mouse hold
[10:02:36] RVGLJJ: hole
[10:03:15] jajb92: The mouse hole is on fire.  A hand comes out of the mouse hole.
[10:03:23] RVGLJJ: use turtle hand
[10:03:44] jajb92: The turtle uses it's powerful jaws to snap hand.  The hand begins to bleed.
[10:03:48] RVGLJJ: test blood
[10:04:04] jajb92: The blood is from a Snapping Turtle.
[10:04:30] RVGLJJ: use blood turtle
[10:04:53] jajb92: The turtle drinks the blood.  He looks appeased.  He begins to hover off of the ground.  Get in?  Y/N.
[10:04:59] RVGLJJ: Y
[10:05:31] jajb92: You get in the Turtle.  A steering wheel appears.  Drive Turtle?  Y/N.
[10:05:41] RVGLJJ: y
[10:05:48] jajb92: Which way?
[10:05:52] RVGLJJ: north
[10:06:11] jajb92: You go North.  You see two doors and a pile of ashes.  First door is bloody.
[10:06:22] RVGLJJ: talk turtle
[10:06:47] jajb92: The turtle is humming the American National Anthem.  Interrupt Turtle?
[10:06:54] RVGLJJ: join turtle
[10:07:28] jajb92: You hum the American National Anthem with the Turtle.  Another door appears.  Enter door?  Y/N.
[10:07:33] RVGLJJ: look door
[10:07:52] jajb92: The door looks clean and looks like it would feel good to touch.
[10:07:58] RVGLJJ: look ashes
[10:08:12] jajb92: The ashes look black.  Inhale ashes?  Y/N.
[10:08:16] RVGLJJ: n
[10:08:18] RVGLJJ: land turtle
[10:08:19] RVGLJJ: take ashes
[10:08:23] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:08:25] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:08:31] RVGLJJ: drive east
[10:08:33] RVGLJJ: throw ashes
[10:08:44] jajb92: You throw ashes on a field of grass.
[10:08:49] jajb92: A tree begins to grow.
[10:09:05] RVGLJJ: look tree
[10:09:20] jajb92: The Tree looks like it needs to be watered.  Water tree?  Y/N.
[10:09:27] RVGLJJ: Wait, I have water?
[10:09:27] RVGLJJ: inv
[10:10:06] jajb92: Inv1:  Blood
 Inv2:  Blood
 Inv3:  Fire
 Inv4:  Empty.
[10:11:23] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:11:26] RVGLJJ: drive west
[10:11:28] RVGLJJ: take ashes
[10:11:30] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:11:32] RVGLJJ: drive east
[10:11:35] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:11:39] RVGLJJ: throw ashes in cloud
[10:12:06] jajb92: You throw Ashes at Cloud.  The Cloud turns orange.
[10:12:26] RVGLJJ: take orange cloud
[10:12:48] jajb92: You take the Orange Cloud. 
[10:13:12] RVGLJJ: look orange cloud
[10:13:55] jajb92: The Orange Cloud is orange.  It's steaming.  Touch Cloud?  Y/N.
[10:14:03] RVGLJJ: n
[10:14:34] RVGLJJ: use blood with fire
[10:15:10] jajb92: You pour the blood on the fire.  The fire grows larger.
[10:15:20] RVGLJJ: use fire with cloud
[10:15:54] jajb92: You put the fire under the cloud.  You hear a ringing noise.
[10:16:03] jajb92: A key appears in the Cloud.
[10:16:11] RVGLJJ: look key
[10:16:36] jajb92: The key looks shiny and new.  Take key? Y/N.
[10:16:43] RVGLJJ: y
[10:16:57] jajb92: You take the key.  You feel stronger.
[10:17:00] RVGLJJ: save
[10:17:08] jajb92: You save the game.
[10:18:24] RVGLJJ: inv
[10:19:03] jajb92: Inv1: Empty
 Inv2: Blood
 Inv3: Ringing Cloud
 Inv4: Shiny Key
[10:19:20] RVGLJJ: talk turtle
[10:19:52] jajb92: "Enter the clean door."
[10:20:11] RVGLJJ: give turtle blood
[10:20:13] RVGLJJ: talk turtle
[10:20:28] jajb92: The turtle drinks the blood and vomits.  "Not Hungry."
[10:20:50] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:20:53] RVGLJJ: go lab
[10:21:14] jajb92: You enter the lab.
[10:21:40] RVGLJJ: use blood with one of those spinning magnet things I saw on Bill Nye in Kindergarten
[10:21:48] RVGLJJ: take de-ironized blood
[10:21:55] RVGLJJ: boil de-ironized blood
[10:21:58] RVGLJJ: collect steam
[10:22:03] RVGLJJ: put steam in refridgerator
[10:22:18] jajb92: The refridgerator is full.  Remove yogurt?  Y/N.
[10:22:20] RVGLJJ: y
[10:22:54] jajb92: Upon removing the yogurt, you notice a spider in the refridgerator.  Put yogurt back?  Y/N.
[10:23:10] RVGLJJ: go window
[10:23:13] RVGLJJ: open window
[10:23:14] RVGLJJ: open yogurt
[10:23:17] RVGLJJ: put yogurt on windowsill
[10:23:22] RVGLJJ: go refridgerator
[10:23:23] RVGLJJ: talk spider
[10:23:45] jajb92: The spider looks upset.  "Give me back my yogurt."
[10:23:59] RVGLJJ: go window
[10:24:01] RVGLJJ: get yogurt
[10:24:11] RVGLJJ: give yogurt spider
[10:24:35] jajb92: Spider receives yogurt.
[10:24:39] RVGLJJ: talk spider
[10:24:44] jajb92: "Thank you."
[10:24:52] RVGLJJ: look refridgerator
[10:25:18] jajb92: The refridgerator is full of Peaches and Cream yougurt and pencils.
[10:27:02] jajb92: Take pencils?  Y/N.
[10:27:04] RVGLJJ: y
[10:27:19] jajb92: There is room for steam in the refridgerator.
[10:27:32] RVGLJJ: put steam refridgerator
[10:27:50] jajb92: You put the steam in refridgerator.  Close refridgerator?  Y/N.
[10:27:54] RVGLJJ: y
[10:28:05] RVGLJJ: exit lab
[10:28:07] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:28:08] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:28:10] RVGLJJ: go north
[10:28:40] jajb92: You see three doors.  The first is bloody, the second looks normal.  The third is clean and looks soft.
[10:29:28] RVGLJJ: listen normal door
[10:29:45] jajb92: Behind the normal door you hear screeching.  Enter door?  Y/N.
[10:30:00] RVGLJJ: n
[10:30:04] RVGLJJ: wait thirty minutes
[10:30:06] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:30:08] RVGLJJ: go lab
[10:30:15] RVGLJJ: open refridgerator
[10:30:17] RVGLJJ: look steam
[10:30:38] jajb92: The steam has hardened into a dagger.  The spider looks dead.
[10:30:57] jajb92: Take Dagger?  Y/N.
[10:31:08] RVGLJJ: y
[10:31:13] jajb92: You take the Dagger.
[10:31:41] RVGLJJ: look dagger
[10:32:25] jajb92: The dagger is very sharp and about 1 foot long.  The hilt has your initials.
[10:32:33] RVGLJJ: look initials
[10:32:42] jajb92: The initials are yours.
[10:32:50] RVGLJJ: read initials
[10:33:00] jajb92: The intitials are yours.
[10:33:06] RVGLJJ: give initials turtle
[10:33:23] jajb92: "Those are your initials."
[10:33:41] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:33:43] RVGLJJ: go north
[10:33:47] RVGLJJ: go east
[10:33:49] RVGLJJ: enter shop
[10:33:59] RVGLJJ: look
[10:34:41] jajb92: The shop has 3 items.  A book titled "Spells.", a blue hat, and a vial of foreign liquid.
[10:34:49] RVGLJJ: look hat
[10:35:04] jajb92: The hat is blue.  It looks pretty normal.
[10:35:14] RVGLJJ: feel hat
[10:35:29] jajb92: The shop keeper slaps your hand and says not to touch merchandise.
[10:35:35] RVGLJJ: apologize
[10:35:36] RVGLJJ: talk shopkeeper
[10:36:00] jajb92: "Are you going to buy something or not?"
[10:36:14] RVGLJJ: appraise ringing cloud
[10:36:46] jajb92: The shopkeeper says the cloud is cursed, and asks if it once contained a key.
[10:36:54] jajb92: Y/N?
[10:36:54] RVGLJJ: y
[10:37:10] jajb92: The shopkeeper asks to buy key.  Y/N.
[10:37:22] RVGLJJ: n
[10:37:27] RVGLJJ: appraise initials
[10:37:56] jajb92: The shopkeeper says the initials appear to be those of an ancient warrior.
[10:38:10] RVGLJJ: FIGHT SHOPKEEPER
[10:38:43] jajb92: The shopkeeper takes out a Sword.
[10:38:49] RVGLJJ: apologisze
[10:38:51] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:38:52] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:38:57] RVGLJJ: go west
[10:39:02] RVGLJJ: go lab
[10:39:07] jajb92: You enter the lab.
[10:39:12] RVGLJJ: save
[10:39:55] RVGLJJ: inv
[10:39:59] jajb92: You save the game.
[10:40:25] jajb92: Inv1: Dagger
 Inv2: Empty
 Inv3: Key
 Inv4: Ringing Cloud
[10:40:50] RVGLJJ: look 
[10:41:11] jajb92: Look at what?
[10:41:19] RVGLJJ: look lab
[10:41:45] jajb92: The lab looks like someone has searched for something here.
[10:42:11] RVGLJJ: look someone
[10:42:19] jajb92: Someone not found.
[10:42:24] RVGLJJ: find someone
[10:42:33] jajb92: ERROR:  Invalid command.
[10:42:56] RVGLJJ: look refrigerator
[10:43:15] jajb92: The refridgerator is emptied.  You see a dead spider.
[10:44:13] RVGLJJ: look magnet-spinny-bill-nye-thing
[10:44:40] jajb92: Magnet-spinny-bill-nye-thing is broken.
[10:45:02] RVGLJJ: become suspicious
[10:45:06] RVGLJJ: ask turtle
[10:45:23] jajb92: The turtle is asleep.  Wake turtle?  Y/N.
[10:45:27] RVGLJJ: n
[10:46:04] RVGLJJ: look magnet-spinny-bill-nye-thing switch
[10:46:08] RVGLJJ: take skin flakes
[10:46:15] RVGLJJ: use skin flakes with DNA equipment
[10:46:17] RVGLJJ: read results
[10:46:19] jajb92: Skin flakes not found.
[10:46:30] RVGLJJ: find strategy guide
[10:46:39] jajb92: Strategy guide not found.
[10:47:32] RVGLJJ: look mouse hole remnants
[10:47:44] jajb92: Mouse hole remnants are filthy.
[10:47:49] RVGLJJ: take filth
[10:48:33] jajb92: You take the filth.
[10:48:48] RVGLJJ: use filth with ringing cloud
[10:49:15] jajb92: The ringing cloud is filthy.
[10:49:38] RVGLJJ: put ringing cloud in refrigerator
[10:49:57] jajb92: Ringing Cloud begins fizzing.  Remove cloud?  Y/N.
[10:50:00] RVGLJJ: n
[10:50:05] RVGLJJ: use dagger with arm
[10:50:06] RVGLJJ: take skin flakes
[10:50:12] RVGLJJ: use skin flakes with DNA equipment
[10:50:14] RVGLJJ: read results
[10:50:29] jajb92: Ringing Cloud erupts.  The lab is filling with orange goo.  Leave lab?
[10:50:33] RVGLJJ: n
[10:50:39] RVGLJJ: take orange goo
[10:50:52] jajb92: The goo is up to your neck.  Leave lab?  Y/N.
[10:50:57] RVGLJJ: y
[10:51:00] RVGLJJ: wake turtle
[10:51:01] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:51:03] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:51:07] jajb92: The turtle looks angry.
[10:51:14] RVGLJJ: HOVER
[10:51:24] jajb92: The turtle reluctantly hover
[10:51:31] jajb92: Barrel roll?  Y/N.
[10:51:37] RVGLJJ: ...y
[10:52:18] jajb92: The turtle does a barrel roll.  You open your eyes and see that you're at a lake.  Drink water? Y/N.
[10:52:34] RVGLJJ: y
[10:53:14] jajb92: The water tastes like arsenic.  Drink more?  Y/N.
[10:53:25] RVGLJJ: n
[10:53:27] RVGLJJ: talk turtle
[10:53:39] jajb92: "That's what you get for waking me"
[10:54:08] RVGLJJ: apologize
[10:54:12] RVGLJJ: explain goo eruption to turtle
[10:54:24] jajb92: The turtle accepts your apology.
[10:54:32] RVGLJJ: inv
[10:55:09] jajb92: Inv1: Orange goo.
 Inv2: Skin Flake Results
 Inv3: Dagger
 Inv4: Shiny Key
[10:55:29] RVGLJJ: throw orange goo in lake
[10:55:50] jajb92: You throw orange goo in lake.  The water turns orange and several fish die.
[10:56:03] jajb92: Drink water? Y/N.
[10:56:07] RVGLJJ: n
[10:56:18] RVGLJJ: enter turtle
[10:56:20] RVGLJJ: hover
[10:56:21] RVGLJJ: look
[10:56:31] jajb92: You see clouds.  Normal clouds.
[10:56:52] RVGLJJ: land
[10:56:54] RVGLJJ: exit turtle
[10:56:59] jajb92: You exit the turtle.
[10:57:27] RVGLJJ: have turtle join you in clicking its heels together thrice
[10:57:35] RVGLJJ: wish to go back to lab remnants
[10:57:49] jajb92: Turtle erupts.  You die.  Play again?  Y/N.
[10:57:58] RVGLJJ: y
[10:57:59] RVGLJJ: restore last save
[10:58:15] jajb92: You are in the lab.
[10:59:11] RVGLJJ: look lab
[10:59:31] jajb92: The lab looks like someone's been searching for something
[11:00:01] RVGLJJ: look turtle
[11:00:07] jajb92: The turtle is sleeping.
[11:00:33] RVGLJJ: use dagger with arm
[11:00:36] RVGLJJ: take skin flakes
[11:00:39] RVGLJJ: use skin flakes with DNA equipment
[11:00:54] RVGLJJ: read results
[11:00:55] jajb92: The skin flakes are from a bear.
[11:01:41] jajb92: A bear appears.  Get in?  Y/N.
[11:01:46] RVGLJJ: n
[11:01:49] RVGLJJ: fight bear
[11:01:55] jajb92: The bear roars wildy.
[11:02:03] RVGLJJ: use ringing cloud
[11:02:20] jajb92: Bear destroys ringing cloud.  Bear attacks you for 3 hitpoints.
[11:02:33] jajb92: Use potion?  Y/N.
[11:02:36] RVGLJJ: y
[11:02:43] jajb92: Potion not found.
[11:02:51] RVGLJJ: use dagger
[11:02:56] RVGLJJ: with bear
[11:02:59] RVGLJJ: use dagger with bear.
[11:03:08] jajb92: You shank the bear.  He bursts into flames.
[11:03:14] RVGLJJ: take flames
[11:03:48] jajb92: You take the flames.
[11:04:14] RVGLJJ: look lab
[11:04:31] jajb92: The lab looks like someone's been searching for something.  There is a dead, flaming bear on the ground.
[11:04:39] jajb92: Get in bear? Y/N.
[11:04:48] RVGLJJ: n
[11:05:08] RVGLJJ: go desk
[11:05:09] RVGLJJ: open drawer
[11:05:13] jajb92: desk not found
[11:05:31] RVGLJJ: carve bear with dagger into beardesk
[11:05:33] RVGLJJ: go desk
[11:05:35] RVGLJJ: open drawer
[11:05:51] jajb92: You open the drawer.  Nothing is inside but a bear lung.
[11:05:57] RVGLJJ: take bear lung
[11:06:02] jajb92: You take the bear lung.
[11:06:07] RVGLJJ: look turtle
[11:06:14] jajb92: The turtle looks hungry.
[11:06:20] RVGLJJ: offer turtle bear lung
[11:06:33] jajb92: Turtle eats bear lung.  Enter turtle?  Y/N.
[11:06:38] RVGLJJ: y
[11:06:40] RVGLJJ: hover
[11:06:41] RVGLJJ: go north
[11:06:43] RVGLJJ: go east
[11:07:09] jajb92: You see a field of pumpkins.  Exit Turtle?  Y/N.
[11:07:25] RVGLJJ: y
[11:07:35] jajb92: You forgot to land.  Use parachute?  Y/N.
[11:07:57] RVGLJJ: n
[11:08:01] RVGLJJ: use dagger on pumpkin
[11:08:03] RVGLJJ: land dagger-side down
[11:08:06] RVGLJJ: be unscathed
[11:08:12] jajb92: You are unscathed.
[11:09:06] RVGLJJ: donate several dollars to game developers over paypal
[11:09:06] RVGLJJ: wonder how pumpkins grew out of a field that was bare but for a tree
[11:09:09] RVGLJJ: ask turtle
[11:09:16] jajb92: The turtle vanishes.
[11:09:19] RVGLJJ: cry
[11:09:26] jajb92: You cry.
[11:09:32] RVGLJJ: collect tears
[11:09:53] jajb92: You collect your tears.  A winged mountain goat appears.  Ride goat?  Y/N.
[11:10:07] RVGLJJ: talk goat
[11:10:13] jajb92: "Do not ride me."
[11:10:18] jajb92: Ride
[11:10:29] RVGLJJ: n
[11:10:31] RVGLJJ: look pumpkins
[11:10:38] jajb92: The pumpkins are purple.
[11:11:31] RVGLJJ: inv
[11:11:54] jajb92: Your backpack was on the turtle.  Check pockets?
[11:12:01] RVGLJJ: y
[11:12:21] jajb92: Your pockets contain some tears.  They appear to be drying up.
[11:12:40] RVGLJJ: look
[11:12:51] jajb92: You see a field of purple pumpkins and a dagger.
[11:12:57] RVGLJJ: save
[11:13:01] jajb92: You save the game.
[11:14:01] RVGLJJ: take dagger
[11:14:08] jajb92: You take the Dagger.
[11:14:13] RVGLJJ: look dagger
[11:14:42] jajb92: The dagger is sharp and about 1 foot long.  You see your initials on the hilt.  It's also covered in pumpkin.
[11:15:03] RVGLJJ: check pockets
[11:15:17] jajb92: Your pockets contain only a Dagger.
[11:15:38] RVGLJJ: walk west
[11:15:40] RVGLJJ: walk west
[11:15:42] RVGLJJ: enter shop
[11:15:44] RVGLJJ: talk shopkeeper
[11:15:49] jajb92: The shopkeeper is dead.
[11:15:56] RVGLJJ: look shopkeeper
[11:16:15] jajb92: The shop keeper is holding a note.
[11:16:18] RVGLJJ: read note
[11:16:26] jajb92: "THE TURTLE IS ERUPTING!"
[11:16:38] RVGLJJ: take note
[11:16:44] jajb92: You take the note.
[11:16:54] RVGLJJ: walk east
[11:17:06] RVGLJJ: use dagger to pin note to normal door
[11:17:09] RVGLJJ: walk lab
[11:17:19] jajb92: You walk to the lab.
[11:17:22] RVGLJJ: look
[11:17:38] jajb92: The lab is a pile of burnt rubble.
[11:18:01] RVGLJJ: look burnt rubble
[11:18:13] jajb92: The burnt rubble is burnt.
[11:18:18] RVGLJJ: smell burnt rubble
[11:18:37] jajb92: The burnt rubble smells like bear.
[11:18:51] RVGLJJ: look bearsmell
[11:19:02] jajb92: Error.  Bearsmell not found.
[11:19:15] RVGLJJ: walk north
[11:19:17] RVGLJJ: look
[11:19:54] jajb92: You see a bloody door, a door with a note pinned on with a dagger, and a clean, soft looking door.
[11:20:03] RVGLJJ: read note
[11:20:16] jajb92: "THE TURTLE IS ERUPTING!"
[11:20:27] RVGLJJ: tear off exclamation point
[11:20:31] RVGLJJ: walk west
[11:20:34] RVGLJJ: enter shop
[11:20:34] RVGLJJ: look
[11:20:42] jajb92: The shop contains a dead shopkeeper.
[11:21:09] RVGLJJ: look dead shopkeeper
[11:21:21] jajb92: The shop keeper looks like he was holding a note recently.
[11:21:48] RVGLJJ: look shopkeeper's shop
[11:22:16] jajb92: The shop keeper's shop is empty.
[11:22:24] RVGLJJ: inv
[11:22:35] jajb92: Your backpack was on the turtle.  Check pockets?
[11:22:39] RVGLJJ: y
[11:22:50] jajb92: Your pockets contain a ripped note.
[11:22:56] RVGLJJ: read ripped note
[11:23:01] jajb92: "!"
[11:23:10] RVGLJJ: taste ripped note
[11:23:22] jajb92: The ripped note tastes like erupted turtle.
[11:23:47] RVGLJJ: walk east
[11:23:49] RVGLJJ: walk lab
[11:23:56] jajb92: You walk to the lab.
[11:24:00] RVGLJJ: use ripped note with burnt rubble
[11:24:18] jajb92: You drop the ripped note on the rubble.
[11:24:29] RVGLJJ: take ripped note
[11:24:31] RVGLJJ: look
[11:24:35] jajb92: You take the ripped note.
[11:24:42] jajb92: You see burnt rubble.
[11:24:50] RVGLJJ: walk north
[11:24:52] RVGLJJ: look
[11:25:12] jajb92: You see 3 doors.  One bloody, one with a note pinned on by a dagger, and one clean and soft looking
[11:25:17] RVGLJJ: get dagger
[11:25:26] jajb92: You take the dagger.
[11:25:30] RVGLJJ: look dagger
[11:27:03] jajb92: The dagger is sharp, 1 foot long and has your initials on the hilt.
[11:27:13] RVGLJJ: put ripped note next to initials
[11:27:31] jajb92: The ripped note is on the hilt of the dagger.
[11:27:37] RVGLJJ: read hilt
[11:27:49] jajb92: The hilt has your initials on it, followed by !.
[11:28:12] RVGLJJ: YES
[11:28:14] RVGLJJ: walk east
[11:28:20] jajb92: You walk east.
[11:28:25] RVGLJJ: look tree
[11:28:42] jajb92: The tree looks like it needs to be watered.  Water tree?  Y/N.
[11:29:11] RVGLJJ: cry
[11:29:13] RVGLJJ: use tears with tree
[11:29:29] jajb92: The tree grows higher than you can see.
[11:29:35] jajb92: Climb tree?  Y/N.
[11:29:40] RVGLJJ: n
[11:29:58] RVGLJJ: look pumpkins
[11:30:46] jajb92: The Turtle erupts. You die.
[11:30:51] jajb92: Play again?  Y/N.
[11:31:11] RVGLJJ: restore save point
[11:32:01] jajb92: ERROR:  Corrupted save file.
[11:34:04] RVGLJJ: insert game's 5¼ disk into A:
[11:34:08] RVGLJJ: restore save point
[11:34:19] jajb92: Drive A Erupts.  You die.
[11:34:28] RVGLJJ: smell eruption
[11:34:37] jajb92: You can't smell.  You're dead.
[11:34:44] RVGLJJ: smell afterlife
[11:34:53] jajb92: There is no afterlife.
[11:35:08] RVGLJJ: become ghost
[11:35:19] jajb92: There are no such things.
[11:35:28] RVGLJJ: get dagger
[11:35:34] jajb92: Dagger erupts.  You die.
[11:35:37] RVGLJJ: get dagger
[11:35:51] jajb92: Dagger erupts.  You die.
[11:35:57] RVGLJJ: erupt
[11:36:02] jajb92: Dagger erupts.  You die.
[11:36:13] RVGLJJ: look dagger
[11:36:20] jajb92: Dagger erupts.  You die.
[11:36:29] RVGLJJ: FINE
[11:36:31] RVGLJJ: ENTER DOOR NUMBER THREE
[11:36:37] jajb92: Dagger erupts.  You die.
[11:36:51] RVGLJJ: get dagger
[11:37:50] *** "jajb92" signed off at Wed Jun 27 23:37:50 2007.

I never did get those pencils.